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Romance- Men/Womens' Poems

March 16th 2009 09:48
I was sent this in an email a while back, and thought that it would be perfect to post up here. If you've read them already, then read them again. If you haven't, then read them for the first time.

Leave your comments and let me know if you find these poems true or exaggerated.


A Woman's Poem:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks,

I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.

Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other,
And relish visits with my mother.


A Man's Poem:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit


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Valkyrie is Not a Date Movie

March 2nd 2009 14:11
So my boyfriend and I went out last night, and decided to see a movie. He'd been wanting to go to the cheap $1.50 theater all weekend since we've seen all the good movies at the regular theater, and we finally had a chance to go.

We wanted to see "Yes Man" with Jim Carrey, but it wasn't playing anymore, so we decided to see "Valkyrie" with Tom Cruise. Now, it's a pretty good movie, I'll definitely give it that, but it's just not the best date movie.

I could see a group of guys going to watch the movie, but war movies, especially war movies about Hitler just aren't the best date movie. Now, for a female, I'll have to admit I do like war movies, but I find them more along the lines of good movies to rent and watch at home versus go to the theater and watch.

Plus, it's kind of a mood killer to find that they didn't succeed in killing Hitler, but of course that was assumed when going into the movie that Hitler wasn't going to die. I mean look at history and how that went- tons of attempts but all failures...

But, anyway, I guess I was hoping for more of an upbeat ending. I mean, take "Taken" with Liam Neeson, for instance. That's a slightly better date movie, even though the girl gets kidnapped, sold, and nearly prostuted out. It had a happy ending, and movies with happy endings are much better date movies.

So, all-in-all "Valkyrie" is a good movie, but it's just not a movie that makes a good date.


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